Ampthill

Ampthill is a small town in the middle of nowhere with ridiculous bus fares (as they don't want you to leave) and a fucking awful upper school. It is ruled by Tories and its main attraction/centre of attention and social interaction is a small Waitrose, where the middle-class kids hang out after they get out of school. It sits right next to Flitwick, aka the biggest chav central after Luton, and fuck all else until you reach Bedford.

Ampthillians
Not to be confused with their reptile counterparts, these unfortunate souls have somehow found themselves living here, continuing with their lives of self-harm until they reach civilisation:
 * Alice O'Regan
 * Tom WatsonAmpthill-lights.jpg

What happens in Ampthill?
Nothing.

Literally fuck all.

Ampthill is a ghost town, even when the Ferret Races are held at the Old Sun in the summer.