Dave Hutch

"Dude, I am so baked right now"

Dave 'Daveweiser' Hutcheson (not "Hutch", he isn't a bunny) is a 17 year old beer-chugging stoner with a lava lamp fetish. He resides in a elephant ridden house in Megaton. Statistically, Dave is high for 90% of the day and drunk for another 10%. It is unknown how he would behave sober, but if you were to try and find out you would be killed through behaviour linked to withdrawal symptoms. He is an attendee at Bedford College studying (lol) rocks, maps and films.

Origins
It is rumoured that Dave was actually brewed in the Budweiser brewery in Soulard, Missouri; which would mean that he is actually a yank. It is entirely possible that Dave is a Russian Sleeper Spy prepared to wipe out the west at a single phonecall. This is why he has the most techonologically advanced mobile phone and iPod in existance and his lava lamps are really small, portable nuclear missiles.



Hobbies
Dave is very enthusiastic about his hobbies, as he is always doing at least one of them. The obvious ones include drinking beer, getting stoned or smoking. However his lesser known hobbies include staring at rocks, vandalising his friend's car and posting useless threads on ROSR. His music taste is that of 80s power ballads, particularly songs with 'Mary Jane' in the title. His favourite cartoon character is Towelie from South Park.

Alter Egos
His alter egos are very much in sync with his method of intoxication, but can vary depending on the particular mood he starts off in. This trait is shared by Alice O'Regan, Tom Watson and Kirstalyn Dart.

Goats
There is only one thing that can defeat Dave: Capra aegagrus hircus, also known as the goat. It stalks his thoughts and haunts his nightmares, and with good reason.