Alice O'Regan

"*alice always bursting peoples bubbles*O'regan that should be your name" - Carina Eves-Down

A master of disguise and sarcasm, Alice spends her days smoking cigarettes, eating toast and abusing Ashley Harvey. She belongs mostly to The Irish.

Origins
The true origins of Alice remain uncertain. Some say that at a freak accident at a coffee factory resulted in a woman becoming inpregnated from pure caffeine and that Alice was the offspring. Others say that when the world lacks a certain level of sarcasm, it will bring forth a master to regain the balance. A certain someone claims that she exists simply to insult his sexuality and the length of his penis.

Habitat
You can find Alice in one of two places usually: Bedford College or her bed. In either place you will find her spending her time either sleeping, eating or making things sound dirty that really shouldn't. If you happen to stumble across a sleeping Alice, for your own health and safety do not wake her - unless you do not value your life.

Alter Ego
While she may claim that she is a student at Bedford College, the truth is that she actually is a crime fighting cyborg known as 'Caffeine Girl'. Thought it was a coincidence that Katharine sounded so much like caffeine?

Her powers include, but are not limited to;

A magic head. Where any hat, accessory, hair style or colour will look amazing on her.

Controlling traffic. She doesn't really have a deathwish, when she walks into live traffic she knows that the cars will turn off or the lights will change before that truck reaches her

Reading Ashley's mind. That really funny thing he was about to say to make everyone love him? She said it 30 seconds earlier Infinite lung capacity. She can hold her breath for so long that you would actually think she was dead. Have you seen her play a wind instrument too?

Invincibility. But that's boring

How to claim your very own Alice
1. Find tasty thing

2. Give tasty thing to Alice

3. ????

4. Profit!

Hair Colour
Alice's natural hair colour is known to no-one, not even herself. She therefore frequently changes her hair's length and colour every few weeks or so. It is unclear as to why this occurs although some speculate whether this is some sort of mating display, a seasonal change with temperature or just because her brain changes colour every so often, causing her hair to do likewise. Alice's current hair colour is dark with a purple tinge, with short length. However this information could be potentially out of date.