Tom Watson

"Drink a shot of vodka every waking minute of your life"

Tom Watson is a 18 year old male who currently resides in Ampthill, Bedfordshire. Born in America, he struggles to get used to the English ways of drinking tea, eating crumpets and not being a lame ass yank.

Origins
Despite claiming to have been born in America, there is no proof that he actually existed until 2008. This is evidence for him actually being a genetically engineered reproduction of Sylar, with false memories given to him by Matt Parkman.

Hobbies
He has watched every South Park episode ever created (or even considered by the writers), and paints so much he never has time to sleep. Doing these things makes him thirsty, so he drinks a litre of vodka a day to keep going.

Tom's body is now so efficient at absorbing alcohol that he actually cannot get drunk. He drinks vodka now just to show off his extreme manliness.